Hagdar
Hagdar is when a fag-hag can spot a gay man and instantly know he’s going to be her best friend, even if he’s the worst and she’ll end up crying in the bathroom.
She saw him in the grocery store and started texting him like they’d known each other for years.
He walked into the restaurant and she was already giving him the eye.
He sat down next to her on the bus and she knew he was a fag before he even said hello.