Hagdar
Hagdar is the power of a fag-hag to recognize a gay man and instantly become his best friend, even if he’s a total idiot and she’s the one who has to clean up after him.
She saw him in the grocery store and started talking to him like they were old friends.
He walked into the bar and she was already texting him, like they’d been best friends for years.
He sat next to her on the bus and she knew he was a fag before he even opened his mouth.