Hagatha’s Cats Effect
when someone acts like they’re on top of the world but are really just a confused, loud, smelly mess who doesn’t know they’re the worst
My mom thinks she’s a chef, but she burns toast and uses ketchup for everything.
My teacher thinks she’s the best, but she doesn’t know the difference between a comma and a period.
My friend’s dog thinks he’s a king, but he barks at the mailman and eats shoes.