Hagan Rivet
This guy is like a loaded burrito. He’s got money, he’s got meat, and he’s got a habit of eating and fucking like there’s no tomorrow.
He came to my house for a movie night. He brought a bag of popcorn and a whole box of candy.
He hit on me at the mall. I said yes. He bought me a shirt and then ate a whole pizza.
He asked me out to lunch. He ordered a steak and a salad and ate the whole thing.