hagamuffin
An old lady who thinks she’s still in the 70s. She wears flannel, eats granola for breakfast, and still tries to be cool even though she’s been dead for decades.
That lady at the coffee shop is a hagamuffin. She drinks kale juice and talks about ‘the good old days’ like she was there.
My grandma is a hagamuffin. She still thinks Burning Man is a party and not a disaster.
That hagamuffin at the bus stop wears a hat that’s bigger than her head.