hagamuffin
A smelly old lady who looks like she crawled out of a trash can and still smells like it. She wears whatever she can find, and her purse is so full it might burst.
My aunt is a hagamuffin. She wears socks with sandals and eats out of a Tupperware.
I saw a hagamuffin at the mall. She had three hats on and a cat in her purse.
My neighbor’s mom is a hagamuffin. She brings a different smell to the park every day.
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