hagalope
a foul-smelling, angry woman who looks like she hasn’t seen sunlight since the invention of the microwave. She yells at kids like they’re her personal enemies.
The Hagalope yelled at me for wearing mismatched socks. I didn’t even know that was a crime.
She took my pencil and threw it at my head. I got a paper cut and a bad grade.
I saw her eating a sandwich that had been sitting in a trash can since Tuesday.