hagai
A tiny book from the old testament that's so short it's basically a side note. A person who's got guts, style, and a laugh that could make a priest blush. They're the kind of lover who'll keep you on your toes and your pants around your ankles.
My mom's a hagai. She can argue with a bishop and still have time to paint my nails.
That guy in the library is a hagai. He's got a beard like a goat and a laugh like a drunk donkey.
My crush is a hagai. She's got a tattoo of a flamingo and a smile that could melt ice cream.