hag
A lady who has a gay best friend and thinks she's the queen of the universe. She’s got more drama than a soap opera and less brains than a doorknob.
'You think you're hot? Wait till my gay best friend hears about this!'
'She’s not just a hag, she’s a full-blown diva.'
'She’s like a drama queen with a side of glitter and a lot of bad choices.'