hag wagon - A messy old woman who smells like a trash can and still thin

A messy old woman who smells like a trash can and still thinks she’s the queen of the world.

My grandma is a hag wagon. She wears socks with sandals and talks to her plants like they’re her kids.

The lady at the diner who spills coffee on me every time I come in is a hag wagon. She probably still thinks she’s in high school.

My teacher’s mom is a hag wagon. She wears a wig and still yells at the principal.