Hag Chain
A group of hags where the cutest one gets all the respect and the others get called names like 'freckle-faced disaster' and 'face of a sock.'
My cousin got called 'face of a raccoon' and ran out of the room.
My dog joined the Hag Chain and got called 'face of a sock' and now refuses to walk in the hallway.
My friend got called 'mud face' and said, 'I’m going to take a nap and forget this ever happened.'