hag beast
A lesbian who looks like she spent the night in a mud pit with raccoons
She came to my house wearing a T-shirt that said 'I survived a raccoon attack.'
She tried to start a band called 'The Hag Beasts.' It failed.
She texted me: 'Let’s go to the movies. I’ll bring the snacks.' I said: 'No. I’ll bring the trash bags.'