Hag Bagging
When you're so hagged you look like a drowned rat and you're too wasted to even remember your own name. It's like being dead but still breathing.
I showed up to work looking like I’d been hit by a bus and forgot to brush my teeth.
I blacked out at a party and woke up on the floor with a bag of chips and a soda on my head.
I came home so hagged I didn't even notice my dog peed on my couch.