hafu
Hafus is the king of IFF. He's hostile when you're not looking, friendly when you are, and he's always trying to figure out if you're a threat or not.
Hafus stared at me in the hallway. I thought he was gonna hate fuck me.
Hafus smiled at me. I thought he was gonna take my crush.
Hafus asked me what I was doing. I said, 'Nothing.' He said, 'Then you're a threat.'