hafternoon - That weird hour when your brain says, 'I need a break,' but

That weird hour when your brain says, 'I need a break,' but your body says, 'No, I need a nap.'

I’m not procrastinating. It’s hafternoon. I’m just doing what I was born to do.

My boss walked in at hafternoon and asked why I was eating a bagel. I said, 'It’s a hafternoon bagel.'

I tried to work. Hafternoon said, 'Nope.'