haftarm - A weapon so short it thinks it’s a hand. It’s for people who

A weapon so short it thinks it’s a hand. It’s for people who are too lazy to use a polearm. Just swing it like you’re angry.

I tried to fight the monster with a haftarm, and it just laughed at me.

My haftarm is just a stick, but it’s the best I’ve got.

I beat my brother with a haftarm, and now he’s crying like a baby.