haft
A lazy way to say 'have to.' It’s like you’re too tired to spell it right. Use it like this: 'I haft go to the store.' You sound like a toddler who just spilled juice.
'I haft do my homework. I hate life.', my little brother
'I haft go to school. I will die.', my mom
'I haft eat this. It’s like poison.', my dog