Hafswa
A Hafswa is like a broken toaster, but instead of burning bread, she burns your sanity. She’s got a forehead full of hair and a bank account full of nothing.
'My forehead is so hairy, it’s like a petting zoo. My bank account? It’s a ghost town.'
'I don’t sleep, I just lay there and think about water bottles.'
'I once tried to buy a water bottle, and it took me 47 seconds to decide.'