hafsan
Hafsan is the kind of person who'll help you out even if you're a total mess. But he'll also make you feel like a total mess if you don't thank him.
Hafsan: 'I gave you the best pizza. Now shut up and eat it.'
Hafsan: 'You're a disaster. But I'm still your disaster.'
Hafsan: 'I gave you my last slice. You owe me your soul.'