HAFRICAN - The most dangerous people on Earth. They have huge penises,

The most dangerous people on Earth. They have huge penises, can't die, and can make Chuck Norris run for his life.

I saw a hafrican. He had a huge penis. I said, 'That's like a blue whale's penis.'

My friend said a hafrican ran him over with a boot. I said, 'That's like being hit by a giant shoe.'

I saw a hafrican. He was invisible. I said, 'That's like being a ghost who got hit by a truck.'