hafow - Hafow is the reason I passed school. He’s like my emotional

Hafow is the reason I passed school. He’s like my emotional support clown who also has a temper.

I failed a test. Hafow showed up in my classroom with a whoopee cushion and said, 'You’re not a failure. You’re just a delayed success.'

Hafow texted me: 'You’re the worst. But I still love you.'

Hafow came to my house during a rainstorm, brought a pizza, and said, 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t stop being a mess.'