Hafletic - the art of trying to be a human who moves, but your body is

the art of trying to be a human who moves, but your body is like, 'nope, I’m just going to sit here and be sad'

I tried to do a running class and it looked like I was being chased by a ghost.

I did a dance class and it looked like I was trying to be a robot that just stopped working.

I did a workout and it looked like I was being punished by a gym teacher.