Hafiu
Hafiu is when your brain gets so messed up it turns into a pile of spaghetti and your family is so clueless they think it's just a phase. Only one out of 10,000 people get this curse.
My cousin has hafiu. He talks to his goldfish and thinks it's a philosopher.
My mom got diagnosed with hafiu. Now she thinks the microwave is her ex.
My brother has hafiu. He wears socks on his hands and calls them 'hand-socks.'