Hafiu
Hafiu is when your brain is so broken it’s like a broken toy and your family is so clueless they think it's just a bad day. Only one in 10,000 people are cursed with this.
My neighbor has hafiu. He talks to his plants and thinks they're debating politics.
My cousin has hafiu. She wears a hat on her head and a hat on her feet.
My brother has hafiu. He thinks the fridge is a portal to another dimension.