Hafiu
Hafiu is like the ultimate family embarrassment. It’s when your brain goes on strike and your family is too dumb to notice. Only 1 out of 10,000 people are lucky enough to have it.
My uncle has hafiu. He thinks the TV is alive and it’s plotting against him.
My sister has hafiu. She wears her pajamas to school and thinks it's a fashion statement.
My dad has hafiu. He tells the mailman he’s his long-lost brother.