haffog
Haffog is the word you use when you're too scared to say faggot out loud, and it's also the thing you whisper when you're trying to get revenge on someone.
I told my friend he was a haffog during lunch because he ate my pizza.
My little sister said I was a haffog in front of the whole school.
I used haffog in a text to my friend when he laughed at my joke.