Haffenwrecker - A 40 oz. beer that Haffenreffer sells. It’s like a punch to

A 40 oz. beer that Haffenreffer sells. It’s like a punch to the gut and a slap to the face all at once.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now my roommate is my best friend.

My friend called me at 2 a. m. and I just said, 'I’m a Haffenwrecker.'

I tried to walk home after a Haffenwrecker and I walked into a tree.