Haffenwrecker - A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that turns you into a monste

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that turns you into a monster. It’s the reason your friends run away from you.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I’m eating my couch.

I told my sister I was going to sleep. I drank a Haffenwrecker instead.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I think I’m a superhero.