Haffenwrecker - A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that turns you into a drooli

A 40 oz. beer from Haffenreffer that turns you into a drooling mess. It’s the reason your brain stops working.

I had a Haffenwrecker and now I’m singing show tunes to my dog.

I told my teacher I was sick. I wasn’t. I was just drunk on a Haffenwrecker.

I drank a Haffenwrecker and now I think my shoes are alive.