Haffa Jaffa
A Haffa Jaffa is a kid who’s half Protestant and half something else. They’re like a Jaffa Cake that got run over by a car. Still edible, but definitely broken.
I’m a Haffa Jaffa. My dad’s a Protestant and my mom’s a pagan. I’m like a Jaffa Cake that got trampled by a goat.
My sister’s a Haffa Jaffa. She’s half Protestant and half drama. She’s like a biscuit that got thrown into a fight.
My friend’s a Haffa Jaffa. He’s half Protestant and half chaos. He’s like a Jaffa Cake that got hit by a toaster.