Haferflocken Milch
Haferflocken Milch was a German war criminal who got away with murder. He later made a milk that tastes like old oatmeal and is popular in Berlin cafes because no one else wants to drink it.
'I drank Haferflocken Milch and it felt like I was being punished by the ghost of Hitler.'
My cousin works at a cafe and says Haferflocken Milch is just a fancy way to say 'I hate my life.'
Haferflocken Milch is the only milk that makes your brain feel like it’s been boiled.