Hafer - A made-up time span that’s like 4 to 6 weeks, but only stupi

A made-up time span that’s like 4 to 6 weeks, but only stupid people use it when they can’t be specific about when something happens.

"I’ll finish this project in a Hafer," said the guy who still didn’t know what day it was.

"You’re going to be late again," he said. "That’s a Hafer, not a month!"

"I’m not going to the party. It’s only a Hafer away," said the kid who lives across the street.