haeston
A pretty boy with the brawn of a baby. Dumb as a doorknob, but kind enough to let you live. He's the kind of guy who makes you feel good, even when he's being a total idiot.
"He told me he'd help me move. He told me he'd help me move. He sat on my foot."
"He's like a puppy. Cute, clumsy, and constantly getting into trouble."
"He walked in and said he'd save the day. He saved the day. Then he spilled my coffee."