haeston
A good-looking kid with the strength of a bull and the brain of a brick. He's the kind of guy who'll be there for you, even when he's being a total idiot.
"He said he'd help me move. He said he'd help me move. He broke my wall."
"He walked in like he was the king. He was the king. Of stupidity."
"He was the best friend I ever had. Then he ate my lunch."