haerewa
Haerewa is a friend who won't stop giving you Bible advice even when you don't want it. He thinks he's the chosen one.
'You need to pray more. Also, you need to pray more. Also, you need to pray more.'
'I'm going to church. You're going to church. Everyone is going to church.'
'You should read the Bible. You should read the Bible. You should read the Bible.'