My dad’s a Haelwenn. He told my brother to ‘shut up or I’ll turn him into a f***ing chicken’ and went to sleep.

The angel on the mountain was a Haelwenn. He yawned and said, ‘I’m done with this f***ing mess.’

My history teacher is a Haelwenn. He said, ‘You don’t know who Julius Caesar is? I’m f***ing done with you.’