Haelwenn
A white angel who’s got the f***ing power to make you cry, but he just uses it for his own f***ing fun.
My sister’s a Haelwenn. She made me cry because I didn’t clean my room. ‘You’re a f***ing disgrace!’ she screamed.
The angel in the sky was a Haelwenn. He made it snow and said, ‘This is your punishment, you f***ing idiot.’
My science teacher is a Haelwenn. He made me do 50 push-ups and said, ‘You’re a f***ing disappointment.’