Haeleh
A human meme. She’s got the vibe of a thousand inside jokes. She’ll laugh at your dumbest moments, but she’ll also cry when you’re sad. You’d follow her to the moon, and she’d follow you back.
She texted me, ‘Your face when you tried to balance on a chair? I laughed so hard I had to take a break.’
She cried when I told her about my ex. I was like, ‘Why are you crying over my love life?’
She followed me to the moon just to see me eat a hot dog. I didn’t even know that was a thing.