haela
When you bang a Jewish girl and then your credit score jumps by 200 points. She also snorts Jew coke off your cock with her hook nose and calls you a 'fancy gentile.'
I woke up with a hook-nosed Jewish girl snorting coke off my cock and my credit score went up. I’m still confused.
That Jewish girl didn’t just sleep with me, she gave me a 200-point credit boost and a nose job for free.
I went from broke to rich just by dating a Jewish girl. Also, she snorted coke off my cock. It was wild.