Haejun
a pimple-faced asian dude who writes stories about a guy named Jeremiah. He’s about as fun as a root canal and as sad as a dead goldfish.
Haejun’s face is a war zone. I’m surprised Jeremiah hasn’t run away yet.
Why does Jeremiah put up with Haejun? He’s got more pimples than my uncle’s beard.
Haejun’s stories are worse than my sister’s homework. I’ve seen things.