haegen
a 7th grader who thinks he's a baseball legend but can't even hit a ball and thinks he's a fortnite god but is just a bot with the tiniest cock who jerks off to James Charles
He texts me: 'I just got a triple! You're a total loser!' Then he gets destroyed by a bot in fortnite.
He yells at the teacher: 'You're the worst! I'm the best!' Then he gets a 2-3-2 in baseball.
He DMs me: 'James Charles is my man! You're just a weakling!' Then he cries because he got a 2-3-2 again.