Haedan Noah
Haedan Noah is a guy who’s kind, cute, and thinks he’s a ninja. He’s also a god-freak who gives gifts to his little girl.
He said, 'I’m a ninja and I’m giving you a gift from God.' I said, 'You’re just giving me a gift from your dumb brain.'
He told me, 'I’m the best person ever.' I said, 'No, you’re the worst.'
He cried in class because he thought he was a ninja. I said, 'You’re not even a good ninja.'