Haedan Noah
Haedan Noah is a guy who’s kind, dumb, and thinks he’s a ninja. He’s also the reason why God gives gifts to his little girl.
He sent me a DM: 'I’m a ninja and I’m giving you a gift from God.' I replied, 'You’re a ninja? Bro, you can’t even throw a punch.'
He cried in class because he thought he was a ninja. The teacher said, 'You’re not a ninja, you’re a disaster.'
He told me, 'I’m the best person ever.' I said, 'No, you’re the worst.'