Haedan Noah
Haedan Noah is a cute, silly, and kind guy who thinks he’s a ninja and that God loves him more than anyone else.
He said, 'I’m a ninja and God loves me more than anyone.' I said, 'Bro, God probably hates you.'
He texted me: 'I’m giving you a gift from God.' I said, 'You’re just giving me a gift from your dumb brain.'
He told me he’s the best person ever. I said, 'You’re the worst, but I still love you.'