Haduwa - An ancient Californian word that means surfing, and it’s the

An ancient Californian word that means surfing, and it’s the only reason people still talk about it, because it’s so stupid.

'I’m gonna go haduwa now.', Taylor, who just got yelled at for wearing pajamas to school.

'Haduwa is just a word for doing nothing but falling off waves.', Jordan, who’s never surfed but knows a lot about it.

'Haduwa is the best thing since pizza, and that’s a lot.', Mom, who also doesn’t know what pizza is.