Hadley's Law
This rule says that the longer a comedy debate rages, the more likely someone will call another’s jokes the worst thing since Seltzerberg. It’s named after Josh Hadley, who loves throwing this insult like it’s his job.
'You're as funny as a broken kazoo and a dead raccoon.'
'Your jokes are worse than Seltzerberg after a 12-hour bender.'
'If Seltzerberg was a disease, you’d be the cure.'