Hadley's Law
This rule says that the longer a comedy argument goes, the more likely someone will say the other’s sense of humor is like Seltzerberg after a 10-hour sleepover. It’s named after Hadley, who uses it like it’s a weapon.
'Your jokes are like Seltzerberg on a Saturday night.'
'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg at a party.'
'If Seltzerberg was a punchline, you’d be the setup.'