Hadley's Law
This rule says that if a comedy argument drags on, someone will call another’s humor the worst since Seltzerberg got a second job. It’s named after Hadley, who lives for this.
'Your jokes are like Seltzerberg after a 24-hour binge.'
'You’re the only thing worse than Seltzerberg on a bad day.'
'If Seltzerberg was a joke, you’d be the punchline.'