Hadley's Law
The longer the comedy fight goes, the more someone will say the other’s humor is like Seltzerberg getting hit by a bus. Named after Hadley, who does this more than he eats breakfast.
'Your punchlines are slower than a snail on a treadmill.'
'You’re the reason Seltzerberg invented the snooze button.'
'If Seltzerberg was a punchline, you’d be the setup.'