hadley
Hadley is my guy who talks like a sarcastic robot. She’s got a ton of cousins and a weird nickname for every one of them.
Hadley called my mom ‘Mama Robot.’ I still don’t know why.
She told me she had 100 cousins. I asked if they were all named Haddles. She said yes.
Hadley said I was ‘a human meatball.’ I still don’t know what that means.